Train Explosion Turns Out Bad Case of Whisper Down the Lane

So there was quick ‘news’ and twitter statuses that a train exploded in North Philadelphia. Yet NO news was to be found about it (sounds like there is a North-philly sucks joke in there somewhere). Turns out it was just a bookbag caught fire and there was a lot of smoke. No flaming trains. Whisper down the lane never worked as children, it still does not work.