Groundhog Saw No Shadow

On groundhog’s day, the groundhog saw no shadow today. That means this horrible winter will end early. I mean it’s true right? The groundhog has the ability to speed up and/or change the rotation of the earth, therefore making spring come 6 weeks earlier.

Makes sense!

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